Happy Monday, friends! It’s my wife’s birthday today. She’s one of the most giving people I know. A true server. She puts me to shame. What kind of birthday present do you buy for a server? It’s not easy. I’ve decided to tell a story that I’ve been holding in for 30 years. But realize it doesnt make me look very good. Still, it must be told, so hold off on the judgements, okay? See you next time, peoples.